Jorge, ever the buffoon, asks the waitperson, "Is there any dragon on today's menu?" The cute, dark haired Asian beauty looks at him questioningly. In the cartoon balloon above her head are a half dozen questions, none of them printable. He repeats himself, "Are you serving dragon today?" That's where I step in. I can't remember exactly what I said. Perhaps it was just the circling motion next to my temple indicating this guy's cuckoo. Then she laughs. "Oh, you so funny!"
The only reason he asked the wait person at the Dragon Buffet about dragon on the menu is because I said to him as we walked in, "I 'll give you a dollar if you ask her if they serve "dragon". " You owe me a buck", he replies.
A dyed-in-the-wool criminal
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