A Barrel of Gaffes
16 hours ago
It all began as... 5 paperbacks, one horror story, 2 twelve packs of beer, one thunderstorm, 4 perch, one doz, night crawlers, innumerable interruptions in the middle of the night, 8,000 mosquitoes that appear regularly at 9:15 pm, 3 pessimists, one Born Again tie tack, 1800 acres of water 9 feet deep, Three Lakes, one 45 minute horseback ride for $10, too many Japanese made Indian dolls, LEECHES, a kid sleepwalking ( I was just fishing Dad), 2 gallons of wine.
The overlook: 12,000 lily pads, tube tops, loons, herons, baby ducks, bullheads, eagles sunken duck blinds, log trucks, Camp Luther for girls, no swings, undrinkable water, millions of coincidences, hundreds of smiles, pine oar blisters, pine needles, boyhood smells, disposable diapers and deer flies.
One hundred twenty hours, 7,200 minutes in the North woods. Near on alone.